Big news yesterday. Jennifer Lawrence got a haircut. See? I have proof. There are pictures of it. Right here.
She posted her new cut on her Facebook and a bunch of people responded saying they liked it. E! calls it as a pixie cut and I concur it’s an accurate description. *Looks side to side, laughs nervously* No, really. I know all about hair, you guys. It grows on your head! Crazy, huh?
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In a Q&A with Yahoo! through CEO Marissa Mayer, Jennifer Lawrence talked about the unrealistic body expectations put out by popular culture.
“The world has this idea that if you don’t look like an airbrushed perfect model,” she said in conversation with Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer. “You have to see past it. You look how you look, you have to be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That’s just dumb.”
In a way, she’s right. It is dumb. In another way, this is kind of a dangerous quote because you know some fatties are going to take this to mean that they shouldn’t change their 3,000 calorie a day diet of soda, Starbucks and fast food because screw the media, right? Real women have curves. Why should they change just to fit into an unrealistic standard? The only way they’ll diet is if you pry the Cheeto droppings from their cold, dead folds.
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If you were one of those people that wanted to see Jennifer Lawrence glammed up before you got all bitchy and judgmental about her new short hair, then here you go. Here she is at the UK premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire with her hair all did. Now you can make some valid points about her new cut to your co-workers who have no idea what you’re talking about. “What’s a Jennifer Lawrence?”
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At the premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Jennifer Lawrence was asked by BBC’s Newsnight how she felt about the example Miley Cyrus has been setting. Specifically with her MTV VMA twerkathon that we’re still talking about.
‘It is a part of the entertainment industry that sells. Sex sells, and for some disgusting reason young sex sells even more.’
‘For some people, that’s how they feel best, that’s how they feel sexy.’ She said that as long as she stars in movies that appeal to young girls, she will ‘make conscious decisions’ to set a good example.
If she’s referring to Miley Cyrus, she does know Miley is 20-years-old, only 3 years younger than her, right? That’s not really “young sex” unless by young she means younger than her. And I’m not sure if she’s seriously confused why young sex sells but if so, I can explain that one easily. Imagine two old people having sex. Congratulations, now you’re blind. Get it now, Jennifer Lawrence?
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The woman who can do no wrong, unless she drowns a kitten but even then she might look real cute doing it, showed up to the 8th Rome Film Festival premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Joining her were her co-stars and some of her sideboob. Critics gave the appearance two thumbs way up and pointed to their crotches signifying it was a metaphor for their boners.
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In a Q&A with Yahoo! last week, Jennifer Lawrence spoke about the unrealistic body expectations set forth by the media and blasted superficial shows like The Fashion Police for perpetuating these ideals.
“There are shows like ‘The Fashion Police’ that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on all the wrong values and that it’s OK to point at people and call them ugly or fat.”
Joan Rivers wasn’t too thrilled about these comments. She noted how much Lawrence loved them when they complimented her during awards season and is now doing a complete 180.
It’s funny how Jennifer Lawrence loved @E_FashionPolice during Awards Season when we were complimenting her every single week…
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 12, 2013
But now that she has a movie to promote, suddenly we’re picking on all those poor, helpless actors.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 12, 2013
WAIT! It just dawned on me why Jennifer Lawrence fell on her way up to the stage to get her Oscar. She tripped over her own arrogance.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 12, 2013
Whatever. You can’t expect Jennifer Lawrence to keep track of everything she says. She’s a busy woman with stigmas to break and hearts to set aflutter. *Swoons*
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The people have spoken and I have listened. They wanted more pictures of Jennifer Lawrence’s sideboob and, by god, more pictures of Jennifer Lawrence’s sideboob they shall get. Here she is at the Paris premiere of Catching Fire at the Le Grand Rex wearing some… type of dress. The important thing here is sideboob. Not sure if I mentioned that already. In case you missed the first batch of photos, here you go.
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In a week of Hunger Games: Catching Fire premieres marked by sideboob, Jennifer Lawrence switched it up a little for the LA premiere. Instead of showing off her sideboob, she wore a see-through dress wearing some type of black corset underneath.
Not sure what statement the designer was attempting to make with this dress but it was probably something like, “I ran out of useable material.”
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In this clip from the Late Show, America’s crush, Jennifer Lawrence, says she found out she had a fulcer (fake ulcer) because she would constantly be shitting her pants.
Shitting one’s pants have never sounded so cute. It’s like cupid himself shot me with his arrow causing me to lose control of my bowels.
Here’s another video of Jennifer Lawrence being adorable. During a press conference for Hunger Games, she dropped her mints. As ViralNova would write, What Happens Next Will Make You Fall In Love.
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As IDLYITW noted, red carpet events are boring, tedious affairs where photogs and media are given instructions on where exactly to stand in order to take pictures of stars who pose for about 10 seconds before shuffling off to an extravagantly catered event.
At times, the entire thing is a clusterfuck like at the NYC premiere of Catching Fire where photogs are shouting for a window to shoot. Jennifer Lawrence was tired of all them shouting at her to pose for them so she screamed back as she walked away.
C’mon, you guys. Quit being so aggressive. She’s posed enough for you assholes. Just let her get into the event to enjoy her foie gras and champagne in peace.
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For whatever reason, someone decided to slow down Jennifer Lawrence’s voice in The Hunger Games to 25 percent. What they found out was she sounded exactly like a drunk Will Ferrell.
Granted, this only shows two sound clips and if you keep replaying it, it sounds less and less like him but whatever. This is great. Who wouldn’t want some Will Ferrell in them. Maybe I should have worded that differently.
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Jennifer Lawrence made a shocking revelation. She’s a normal person who drinks normal people beer just like the rest of us who don’t know any better.
At a hotel doing promotions for American Hustle, Lawrence was faced with a plethora of artisanal beers. Jennifer Lawrence knows f*ck all about artisinal beers. And why would she? She’s 23 for god’s sake. I was still drinking Popov at that age.
“I’m a Budweiser person. So I don’t really understand,” she says, as the waitress goes to great lengths to explain the intricate differences between the pale ales on offer.
Gasp! Jennifer Lawrence drinks piss water? People will undoubtedly spin her lack of beer knowledge into another “aww, that’s adorable” quality adding to her mythos even more. Seriously, this chick could drown a kitten and people would just bat their eyelashes at her and point out how passionate she is about pet overpopulation.
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Jennifer Lawrence has spoken out on the subject of fat-shaming in the media. Speaking to Barbara Walters, Lawrence, one of Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People of 2013, questions why humiliating people is funny. “I get it, I do it too. We all do it,” she said.
However, Lawrence says fat-shaming has no place on TV or the media and should be banned because of the harmful effect it has on her young female fans.
“I think the media needs to take responsibility for the effect it has on our younger generation on these girls that are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool,” she continued. “So all of the sudden being funny is making fun of the girl that’s wearing an ugly dress. And the word fat! I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. If we’re regulating cigarettes and sex and cuss words because of the effect it has on our younger generation, why aren’t we regulating things like calling somebody fat?”
Well, how else are we going to instill a sense of shame and hopelessness in a future generation of young women? That fat ain’t coming off by itself, ya know.
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Jennifer Lawrence was on Conan O’Brien the other day where she talked about an incident with her box of butt plugs. Apparently she had shoved them under her hotel bed to hide them from the maid, but the maid found them and arranged them into a beautiful display meant to impress her. Turns out, it kind of both did and didn’t.
The only problem I have with this story is that most hotels these days block off the underside of a bed so nothing is lost there. Don’t quote me on that though. I don’t get out much as evidenced by not having seen the sun for 4 days.
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Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of W’s February 2014 issue. People say she looks seductive showing off her sexy curves in a high-waisted 50s print bikini.
Are we looking at the same picture? That’s not a come hither face. That’s a “please just let me go, I won’t tell anyone” face. A couple of these photos look like the kind you find hidden in the basement of your creepy neighbor. The only way you’d find these pictures sexy is if you’re the type of person to wear masks made of human skin.
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You were probably wondering what America’s Sweetheart, the woman who can do no wrong, the one every internet dweller adores, wore to the Golden Globes last night. This. I don’t know what it was. A white… dress with black stripes around it? Geez. I don’t know. Who do you think I am? The fashion police?
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Jennifer Lawrence won the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress but, more importantly, 15 minutes before it began, she photobombed Taylor Swift during her interview with Ryan Seacrest. She said she had planned to push her down the stairs. Not sure why. Is Taylor pregnant or something?
“I was going to come in and push you down the stairs,” Jen joked. “I was like, she’ll crack up. She would really love that.”
To which Taylor replied, “That’s so funny.”
Add that to the list of things that annoy me. People who respond to things they think are funny by saying, “That’s so funny.” Just a laugh would suffice.
You can almost hear Jennifer Lawrence chortling in this picture.
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Jennifer Lawrence may look perfect on the outside but she’s not. Much like you and I, she’s flawed. While being interviewed by E!, Lawrence revealed that she suffers from the embarrassing condition known as “armpit vagina.” It’s where you have armpit fat making it look like a vagina.
It’s good to know celebrities aren’t perfect and they’re just like us. Take me for instance. I may have chiseled abs, a sculpted chest and a well defined traps, but I have a fat toe. It’s horrible. Sometimes I’m embarrassed to even wear sandals.
Side note: Jennifer Lawrence’s “gee willikers” schtick is beginning to wear on me.
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Jennifer Lawrence gushed when she met Damian Lewis who plays Nicholas Brody on the hit show Homeland. The meeting went as you’d expect from a fangirl. Until the Access Hollywood anchor asked her how she felt about them killing Brody off in the last episode. She answered that she’s only seen the first 2 seasons and that she was waiting for the third to come out on DVD. Woops.
Lawrence almost even cries and it’s at that point you realize that if she had a shiv on her, Access Hollywood would have been looking for a new anchor this week.
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Remember last year at the Oscars when Jennifer Lawrence tripped and fell while going up to accept her award? It was adorable and awkward and the world fell in love with Jennifer Lawrence. Well, it happened again this year on the red carpet when she tripped over a cone.
People say the second time is a charm (I’m going to use it as charming in this case) but now I’m wondering if she’s not half-retarded or something and people are just mistaking it for adorable awkwardness.
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